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clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside
"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!
by James August 1, 2004
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clart

greeting, piss take, or even insult!

not just used in Da port, but in Cardiff also!
woss appnin CLART! (Greeting)
Nice one clart! (Piss take)
You FUCKIN CLART!! (Insult)
by chuckla August 13, 2003
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Clarry

A massive nerd, who likes to piss around with girls. He is retarded and is just a massive fuckboy basically.
Fuck it’s Clarry
by Mee33ee May 8, 2019
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Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.
1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'
by CindasJam May 12, 2006
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Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)
"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."
by IcedCooler July 27, 2019
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Clart

She's on clartting
by T1SPLASHY June 19, 2021
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clarity meme

The clarity meme is a trend of where one person jumps off or falls off a high place that could result in death, but another person reaches down to grab and save the falling person from the tragic death.
Person 1: "I wanna pull a clarity meme."
Person 2: "You mean as if in falling off a high place and have someone save you?"
Person 1: "Exactly bro"
by kokomikokomo May 7, 2023
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