clancey

Red Haired Fighter

Clancey, that reminds me of an Old Irish name.

by Jolly Green Leprechaun June 10, 2011

Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

Sophie Clancy

Sophie Clancy is a dopey bar of soap.

She also resembles tofu

‘Omneg look at Sophie Clancy’
That’s not a sophie that’s a bar of soap’

by Ned’s head is empty November 5, 2019

Clinchco

A town in virginia in which many whores, crack dealers, and old people reside.

Andrew: I wish I knew a place to find hookers and crack...oh wait I do, Clinchco!!!

by leo13000 May 4, 2010

Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense

Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...

by Edox March 4, 2011

old king clancy

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.

by antjemimimima March 23, 2009