Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

C-Clamp

use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.

drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens

you f*cking c-clamp!

by pwned September 8, 2004

The Clamp

When performing "finger sex" on a woman, The Clamp aids with balance from the "finger sex" giver. This comes in handy most often when intoxicated, falling off the bed, or both.

"Yo Berms, I was wasted about to fall off the bed while finger-sexing that mamma, until I used The Clamped to save my fall."

by Tom Lumley September 7, 2007

Iowan Pig clamp

When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.

Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"

God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"

by Keehndog December 13, 2016

iron clamp

"When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".

" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me

by Pussy-destroyer100 December 17, 2013

shit-clamp

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

by jim dandy November 17, 2004

gator clamp

the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a full nelsonon him.

when i was in prison i got gator clamped and i aint been right since!

by ableANDkane January 29, 2009