Hot Chat

"Hot Chats" refers to banter, debate and/or commentary that is no longer polite or respectful of the normal boundaries of conversation, that occurs amongst friends and usually as a sign of camaraderie. Often 'hot chats' tread into territory which may inadvertently - or completely deliberately - embarrass, expose or diminish those involved or someone else within the known community. The deeper the wounding that could occur to egos and/or reputations involved - the 'hotter' the chat.

Man that call last night was full of hot chats.

by arfarkurshlip January 11, 2021

Dead Chat xd

When a chat is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond, the funny person of the server has to send something that correlates to the phrase ''Dead Chat xd'', whether it be a GIF, image, video, or simple text. in order for the phrase to be effective, you need to make sure the 'xd' is lowercase, and the beginning of the first two words are caps.

#general: *is inactive for 0.042069 of a millisecond*
Funny mad: Dead Chat xd

by professionalxboxlivemomfucker May 25, 2021

private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.

"Oh,have you ever heard of private chat?"

by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 3, 2017

plat chat

Term used in the twitch chat of competitive overwatch streams. It describes people who say dumb things in chat thinking their an expert in the game, but actually don't know what they're talking about. The term makes reference to the platinum rank in overwatch, a rank where there is a stereotype that players think they're better than they actually are.

Plat Chat: C9 LUL
Other Viewer: Not a c9 plat chat

by Syncretism April 9, 2019

chat perv

Chat perv could be male or female or a little of both. They chat as if they are normal for a time then they start perving on people.

Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!

justhere: Old Smurf is one of the biggest chat pervs I have ever seen! I love him!
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.

by autobot January 18, 2007

chat whore

A chat whore is someone who carries on two or more IM conversations simultaneously. Each IM friend seldom knows about the other chat that's going on and thinks they are the only one. There are telltale signs, however, that you are IM'ing with a chat whore, such as long pauses in between responses. The dead giveaway is when they accidentally paste a comment intended for someone else into your chat window - especially if the chat whore is talking about you or carrying on a parallel hot-chat.

You'd like to do WHAT to my ass? Wrong IM window, chat whore.

by Tom Terranova August 19, 2007

chat standoff

what often happens when two people are partaking in an instant messaging conversation. one person begins to type but then sees the icon that represents the other person is typing. this causes them to stop in an attempt to let the other person enter what they were typing. however, the other person notices that the first person was typing and also stops typing. thus, both people stop typing because they anticipate the other person will say something. chat standoff can often lead to extended moments of virtual silence and awkwardness that neither party enjoys.

guy 1: so i talked to tiffany on aim last night.
guy 2: how'd that go?
guy 1: terrible. we got caught in chat standoff and didn't say anything for half an hour.

by ilikedykes January 22, 2009