chanbaek

chanbaek is loud dorks who work together as a team to picklock bathroom doors n terrorize kyungsoo n sometimes they're gay with one another

chanyeol: want to-
baekhyun: picklock the bathroom door?
chanbaek: HELL YEAH

by aidensrk September 21, 2018

fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

by Harley February 5, 2004

Chan

An emotional support kpop boy that will actually support you and listen to your concerns and help you in any way possible, he will give you a hug in a heartbeat

"He makes me feel so loved and appreciated he's really Chan huh"

by AngelChan April 14, 2019

chanaie

A black female that got held back in middle school.

Did you hear about that chick? She is a chanaie!

by yaarg December 21, 2016

Chanan

All the girls will suck his dick for free

Hes really cool hes really your best friend.Hes chanan

by FireGhostCM April 20, 2018

chan plan

A catch-all phrase in medical documentation to authoritatively direct further patient care relating to otologic conditions, both simple and complex, while making little effort to accurately diagnose or initiate treatment oneself.

Assessment: 6 years of left otorrhea following 4th revision tympanomastoidectomy by community ENT, fluctuating vertigo and otalgia with mixed hearing loss and PMH significant for developmental delay
Plan: chan plan

Assessment: Right conductive hearing loss and retraction on exam
Plan: Otosclerosis? CHAN PLAN

by WokeUpAnOtolaryngologist June 20, 2018

chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021