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Chyanning 

One who flys 1,000 miles to see their significant other, and then 12 hours after landing back home breaks up with them
1) "OMG, I can't believe my girlfriend just chyanned me"

2) "You better straighten up, or when I get back home I'll Chyann your ass."

3) "You sent her the picture of my foot? I'm going to Chyann you now."

4) "I'm literally going to get caught for Chyanning my boyfriend and his family."
Chyanning by Poutylizardboy03 August 15, 2017
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Canning Town 

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native
Canning Town by Beggie July 13, 2012

Chandingo 

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
Chandingo by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010

Canning Peaches 

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Canning Peaches by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

changing the channel 

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.
These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

channing the tatum 

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

double chinning 

The act of laying down, looking down at some sort of device on your chest, and scrolling aimlessly through every social media network and letting the time as well as your youth pass on by. This causes not only a double chin but isolation amongst your friends and family.
"Hey what are you up to?"

"Not much, just double chinning."
double chinning by CRobare July 9, 2014