bum-chutney

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

by rockout27 June 11, 2007

chutney canyon

Another term for the anal passage. A frequent user of the chutney canyon may be known as a chutney churner.

guy: Dude i got so laid last night, how about you?

gay: Man i took a trip up chutney canyon

by Josh MJ September 25, 2006

Chutney Pudi

The crusty film you scrape off yourself after a careless night in a low-end Indian brothel.

Ugh...my wife found those flakes of chutney pudi all in my dirty clothes when I got back home.

by Dirty Venkat February 03, 2019

Chutney bunker

A woman's "lady garden"

"Dot Cotton's crusty chutney bunker"

by Cammo July 12, 2004

Chutney Chaser

n. The name given to one man that seeks the company of South Asian men. (both long and short term)

Why does Frank think Ravi's so hot?

Well Frank is what we call a chutney chaser.

by CORRHEA November 14, 2010

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 10, 2018

Chutney Errupty

The result of a human who takes a lethal dose of semen deep (i'm talking loin deep) to the colon which results in an abnormal amount of violent rejection from the sphincter. This erruption includes a heinous amount of stomach bile, blood, feaces/ general waste and the problem in the 1st place, the semen, which looks something like raw chutney.

Hey Claudia, last night after Big Stan had his way with me, I couldnt stop the flow of Chutney Errupty. I examined all the colours of the rainbow.

by Filthy Terrence February 17, 2010