chump change

Having little to no significant value.

(Broseph): Man... my girl just broke up with me.
(Bud): Who cares, that hoe was chump change anyways!

by Pay Day January 6, 2008

two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates

"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"

by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009

Chumpzilla

A large chump, godzilla in size.

Man, you are one chumpzilla

by Bob Dole February 4, 2004

Three Pump Chump

A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.

I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!

by hawaiitalanet March 12, 2006

Trump chump

Individuals who are foolish enough to be tricked into the nonsensical and bigoted rhetoric notoriously held by donald trump, usually accomplished by brainwashing, propoganda and targeted to those with a naive and/or uneducated nature.

Dont take Mike from work seriously hes just another Trump chump.

by User 2 June 6, 2016

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma October 27, 2012