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(v) when you're about to glo up
Caption: 18th birthday. I'm crowning 😉🔞
by itsjaaassss August 1, 2017
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Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.
Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.
by ShyGuydj June 14, 2011
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cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.
OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
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cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies
1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)
by Bullseye Bill May 13, 2008
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cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
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Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010
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Crowning the Plaza

the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.
hey, lets go crown the plaza!" "I've really got to go crown the plaza" "after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza
by manwhoknowsallinvariation November 30, 2010
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