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Christmas

some day where you get gifts and shit
I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT
by Abattoirofficial April 4, 2016
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Christmas

The jolliest time of the year!
"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".
by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018
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The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.
IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!
by cookiemons December 12, 2018
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Christmas

The day dedicated to commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is set on December 25th. People often confuse the origin of that date with the birth of a sun god from a pagan religion, but it is just a coincidence and not the case.

December 25th was picked as Christmas day because it is 9 months away (March 25th) from the start of Virgin Mary's pregnancy (in the sixth month of Elizabeth's pregnancy with John the Baptist, according to Luke 1:26). It's also the reason why some church decided that Christmas is on January 6th, because they believe Virgin Mary start her pregnancy on April 6th.
by Haybrid November 7, 2019
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Christmas

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(
friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”
by maggiesteber November 11, 2019
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why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas
by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019
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a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.
i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.
by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020
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