christmas

the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments

aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family

by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014

Christmas

A holiday that used to be about family and friends now became a cluster of marketing, commercialism, Untrue discounts, BS sales, and presents.
Um, what happened to the concept of christmas again?

Me: Merry christmas everybody, we might be together again
"Friend": Naw, i am gonna go and get that new deal thats 25-50 percent off!!
Me: Oh goodness

by A person who is just browsing March 15, 2016

Christmas

starts NOV 1 !

OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

🤡

by el :) November 4, 2019

Christmas

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(

friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”

by maggiesteber November 11, 2019

christmas

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate

what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.

by ellatip November 4, 2019

Christmas

some day where you get gifts and shit

I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT

by Abattoirofficial April 4, 2016

Christmas

A complete and udder waist of time

why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas

by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019