anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

Mexican Chopsticking

When two Mexicans innerlock dicks and turn their into chopsticks.

Dude give me some of that Mexican chopsticking.

by Keiton V March 15, 2021

Chavtastic

Anything that someone defined as a 'chav' might find fantastic, such as giant gold hoops, clown pendants, Burberry, and other items of 'bling'.

Ha-ha! He's pimped his ride in totally chavtastic style. Do you think his lowered suspension might hinder his progress over the speed hump?

by StarBar July 25, 2008

Chantastic

not caring what other's think of you; wearing make up that covers your whole face and wearing your hair big; having hugs that are like death; holding large knives and asking innocent girls to come near you.

see-- chan-tastic.

"god what's with you? you're acting so chantastic today."

by christian music gal April 2, 2007

CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.

CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist

by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014