Chode

David (Rocket) Robinson

Chode fingers, chode toes, and a Microchode equals 21 Chodes

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019

Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.

These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.

by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019

Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong

Jakob has a chode

by Cody spurge December 19, 2021

Chode

A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.

James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins

by AJMx March 2, 2021

Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012

Chode

A penis longer then it is wide.

Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"

by mynamesbrandonagain September 15, 2009