Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.
"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.
by Emil Ime March 05, 2018
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Sam Dornan’s cock
Aaron Allen’s attitude is that of a chode.
by Big boy pay July 25, 2019
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A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis
Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.
by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020
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it’s a chode” -Summer C.
by Iamg18 August 31, 2020
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A chode is a person that is very strong
Jakob has a chode
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Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 14, 2012
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A penis longer then it is wide.
Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"
by mynamesbrandonagain September 15, 2009
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