by Bunyip_master January 06, 2020
the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country
by coolwhipgtfo September 18, 2019
A wild, frenzied state of mind and emotion aroused by intense anger, excitement, or surprise that can be compared to the primitive behavior of an ape-like creature
by big-chungus99 October 18, 2021
The fat stupid guy at work that sucks up to the boss, spouts simplistic platitudes, and thinks he is more experienced because he has worked there 20 years but you always seem to be fixing his fuck ups.
The office chimp at work came over to help me. I just wanted him to get away from me because he annoys me and he fucks things up all the time.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018
Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018
Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.
(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)
(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)
I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".
by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003
Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.
by Air Jesse April 29, 2008