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Chernobed

When you get dissfigured by radiation.
Like what happen back in '86 in chernobyl.
Invented by 2 Geniouses in the Glorious Soviet Nation of Sweden

Published on 30 december 2010 Back in 'nam
Oh man your ass is sticking out of your eye.
Oh man your totaly chernobed lolz

"A person gets radiation poisoning"
You just got chernobed
by Stalin's best friend December 30, 2010
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Chernobylesque

/chyuh-NOB-uhl-ESSK/

1. The state of something being strange, abnormal or mutated to the point of resembling the environmental mutations that were a consequence of the Chernobyl radiological disaster.
2. Denoting something as unusually irregular in regard to it being contrary to its natural or standard genetic form. For example a peculiarly looking vegetable; a striking multi-coloured blossom tree which has been artificially grafted by horticulturists in an attempt to make it aesthetically “better”; a fruit tree which produces more than one breed of the same fruit as a result of being grafted in this way.
1. My! That misshapen potato is strange looking . . .
it’s somewhat Chernobylesque.
2. I feel the resulting genetically modified sheep were rather Chernobylesque.
3. A ginger haired person of oriental ethnicity you say? That’s quite Chernobylesque.
by Kendal Boy March 6, 2008
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Chernobyl Summerwear

Clothes worn in a contaminated area, usually consisting of NBC gear and a gasmask. So named for its prevalence in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.
Pyotr was often seen in Chernobyl Summerwear when he played airsoft.
by Grafsburg May 14, 2011
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Chernobylrection

1) An excited feeling one gets in relation to viewing pictures of, reading about, hearing about or searching for discussion related to man's survival following nuclear or otherwise world-devastating Holocaust.

2) The intense fascination one may develop for learning about the Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor meltdown which occurred in 1986, and about the later abandonment of the nearby town of Prypiat.

3) The perpetual state of anyone who has played more than 3 of the games in the "Fallout" series or read
1) Man, I just read Canticle for Leibowitz, and I swear it gave me the biggest Chernobylrection I've ever had.

2) Have you ever seen that girl's motorcycle ride through Chernobyl? She has a website and I swear I'm hooked. Ever now and again I'll pop it up and look and it, and it's like bo-ing. Chernobylrection

3) Even the sound of Ron Perlman's voice now, is enough to give me a Chernobylrection.
by Mr.Gone October 14, 2012
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chernobylize

To reduce the price of food because it's damaged or nearing it's use by date. Or to discount something to sell it fast.
The orange juice was chernobylized by 50%, so I bought 12 litres.
by tromco April 15, 2014
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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh June 12, 2016
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Chernobutt

When your shit is so powerful, it renders the bathroom inhospitable for the next 20,000 years.
Mike: Hey dude, do not go in there, those tacos caused reactor number two to melt down.
Dave: What?
Mike: What don't you get? The half life on my ass ran out, I pulled a Chernobutt, the shitter can no longer function. It is a harrowing disaster, the toilet paper has mutated, it will be featured in a Call of Duty campaign.
Dave: I think it I get it now.
by hosttobuttangels August 16, 2017
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