Cheney

To deal with being caught by telling a bald-faced lie and sticking to it no matter how unbelievable it is.

Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.

Guy: "You hit my car!! You smashed right into my car!"

Cheney: "No I didn't."

Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."

Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."

Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"

Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."

Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"

Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."

Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"

Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"

by Super Genius November 25, 2006

Give Peace a Chance

a simple quasi-folkish tune written and recorded in a hotel room (during a "bed-in" for peace) in the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in downtown Montreal, Quebec, Canada in the late 60s. John Lennon of the Beatles and his new bride Yoko Ono were there on their honeymoon and they wrote, performed and recorded the song in that room, along with some special guests singing the chorus chant. This song has become an antiwar anthem and since then has been played and chanted at numerous anti-Vietnam War rallies and at rallies opposing wars thereafter.

At the Ohio State University Oval in January 1991 I saw an antiwar demonstration against the first Gulf War (first war against Iraq). The rally organizers played many rock'n'roll antiwar songs, including "War" by Bruce Springsteen and "Give Peace A Chance". People kept on chanting, "all we are saying, is Give Peace a Chance".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 4, 2009

cheney

A shooter of senior citizens.

Cheney, what a Dick.

by mastershake916 April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

No Chance

No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.

John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways.

by Pylon February 5, 2008

Cheney Victim

A person with a severe facial dermatological affliction, such as cystic acne. This can be a natural acne, hives or welting caused by a disease or chemical reaction, such as drug use.

The etymology comes from the shotgun blast Harry Whittington took in the face from a gun wielded by American Vice President Dick Cheney in February of 2006

Dude, did you see Mark? He looks like a "Cheney Victim" from doing all that crystal.

by Sha H November 25, 2006

cheneyocrity

An extreme form of mediocrity, combined with pathological self-aggrandizement.

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Yea, the guy took a shotgun blast directly to the face, but what saved him was the assailant's cheneyocrity. Mysteriously, the assailant then bragged about his marksmanship.

by Gustavo888 February 23, 2010