Cheesist

1. One who thinks they're too good for Kraft American Singles.

2. A person that is prejudice toward bright orange American cheese.

3. A person that will not eat cheese at all.

Those cheesist Californians think their palettes are too refined to enjoy the simple pleasures that are Kraft American Singles.

Your chubby friend that keeps unwrapping and eating cheese slices out of our fridge, he's definitely not cheesist.

by ~RoB October 5, 2011

Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .

That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !

by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015

Cheesys

Ricky berwiks name for his penis

Baby do you want some of my cheesys

by Likemyvaginaclean July 8, 2018

Cheesestick

Uncommonly Known As A White Person as the snack itself resembles the skin color of, well, a white person.

Person 1: Hey Dude

Person 2: Hey cheesestick

Person 1:Wha- You son of a BIT-

by CubedIce July 24, 2018

Cheesesteak Dick

Ones incredibly thick dick after ejaculation, when the sperm is trickling down the shaft.

Jake: "Hey, man, get ready! We're leaving soon!"
Frank: "Ah yeah, just give me second while I clean up my cheesesteak dick!"

by im high as fuck right now June 14, 2020

Cheezus

The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real

Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus

by DogSaysHiDontConntact April 14, 2021

holy cheezus

The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!

I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him

by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016