Apple Cheesecake

When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection while she is on her period.

Dude, I heard John Got an apple cheesecake from Isabella!

by muddxe April 21, 2022

cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.

...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

fucking a cheesecake

Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake

Jim: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Fucking a cheesecake

by Pokermanz6 December 22, 2018

strawberry cheesecake brownie

A delectable desert created with three different bodily fluids. First, the woman must be menstruating. After copulation, ejaculate onto (not in) the vagina, then defecate on top of the jism and blood-soaked groin. This is simulatneously mixed and baked when the feces, sperm, and menstrual blood is inserted back into the vagina through another round of intercourse. Allow to sit inside the vaginal cavity for 15-25 minutes. The brownies may extracted with a ferocious menstrual explosion. Let cool for 5 minutes and serve.

Benny and Jo decided on saving time by simultaneously satisfying their mutual sweet tooth as well as their scatological fantasies by baking a half-dozen strawberry cheesecake brownies for all to enjoy.

by Bonky October 6, 2007