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cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.
1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"
cheater pease by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006
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Cheater-Strike

A better way to describe Counter-Strike, A Half-Life mod filled with n00bs and Cheaters.
Pro: You fucking H4x0r n00b...
Cheater: STFU I dun cheet nub, I r teh 1337
Pro: ADMIN "Pro" used command Admin_slowhack "Cheater"
Pro: There ya go bitch.

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?
I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)
cheater's head by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

cheater's comfort 

When two cheaters feel better about cheating by talking to each other about their cheating.
This friend of mine heard I cheated on my girlfriend, so she decided to tell me about all the time she cheated. I guess she was looking for some cheater's comfort.
cheater's comfort by ted tintsone December 21, 2010

Cheater Rack 

When a girl either stuffs her bra or uses an extremely padded bra; such as a victoria secret bra.
Jo: Damn Emily has nice boobs!
Tim: No man she has a cheater rack!
Cheater Rack by lillahimed July 7, 2012

Cheater Beater 

A woman who beats her mans after catching him cheating.
Person A: Hey, I heard that guy is unloyal to his girl.
Person B: Dang, he better be careful cuz I heard she's a cheater beater.
Cheater Beater by BhrissyC March 28, 2020

cheater cheater compulsive eater 

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.
Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*