Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.

A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!

by chapman2 November 7, 2013

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.

Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine

He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.

by shan onyx May 1, 2024

Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to rub your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, in turn making them lick their lips in the morning.

“Hey Chris M. let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob S. you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
Or
“I can’t believe Chris M. Chapsticked Tonya Gogus”

by Caroline Schmidt January 10, 2025

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019