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Lluvia de chanes

Argentine way to say that something takes you by surprise. Chan is an onomatopoeic word for amazement. The term was popularized and created by the tv show "Indomables" by Roberto Petinatto. Lluvia de chanes literally means: Rain of chanes. It is similar to say "Hot Damn"
Friend 1: Jorge, me gané la lotería, me compre un ferrari y me coj* a tu madre
Friend 2:Lluvia de chanes
Jorge: I´m a kill ya mudafucka
by Manuel Freire November 6, 2005
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50-50 chance

A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that you really have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
see:
gambleing
luck
cheated
Hey jimmy you have a 50-50 chance of getting this question right and if you do you get the money.
by Dick Banger May 22, 2008
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Chanessa

A Chanessa is a gorgeous girl. Most of the time a Chanessa will have a beautiful smile, a fine ass, and/or lovely personality. Chanessa's are all ways fun to be around. They are usually the all around type of girl, great body, and perfect face, and the most amazing eyes, matching perfectly with there personality. When you are around a Chanessa for to long, it's almost impossible to not fall completely in love with them. They grow on you no matter how much you fight, so watch out. If you find a Chanessa do everything you can to keep them. You wont regret it! They might not always be there for you but there there when you most need it and are great friends.
That girl is such a Chanessa.

That chick has a Chanessa ass.

I thought I was frozen in time, but i was just looking into some Chanessa eyes.
by 14Izzy14 June 5, 2011
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ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen
You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!
by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008
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Chance

1. LUCK
2. Awsome name for awsome kids
1. It's all up to chance.
2. Chance is one cool kid
by Mr. Chance May 6, 2006
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chancer

British slang for a scheming opportunist. Usually, it means someone who acts "kind" and takes advantage of a situation and manipulates said individual(s), without their consent. And later exploits it for their own gain.

The American term is: opportunist or swooper
The Polish female immigrant chancer married the rich English noble in hoping that she would later rake in billions of his pounds. Then divorced him and took at least half of his money.

See: gold-digger
by Sturmgewehr Poltergeist June 23, 2016
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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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