Chanan

All the girls will suck his dick for free

Hes really cool hes really your best friend.Hes chanan

by FireGhostCM April 20, 2018

chan plan

A catch-all phrase in medical documentation to authoritatively direct further patient care relating to otologic conditions, both simple and complex, while making little effort to accurately diagnose or initiate treatment oneself.

Assessment: 6 years of left otorrhea following 4th revision tympanomastoidectomy by community ENT, fluctuating vertigo and otalgia with mixed hearing loss and PMH significant for developmental delay
Plan: chan plan

Assessment: Right conductive hearing loss and retraction on exam
Plan: Otosclerosis? CHAN PLAN

by WokeUpAnOtolaryngologist June 20, 2018

chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021

Corona-chan

A loving term for Coronavirus. A positive way to look at the pandemic. chan from the Japanese honorific for a girl.

Corona-chan is causing all the illegal aliens to return home.

Corona-chan is the real boomer remover

by Omoikane April 1, 2020

Info-Chan

Trying to look up my information? Heh, don’t bother. There is nothing you need to know about me. Your a client and I’m a provider. That’s all we need to know about each other.

Guy1: who is your favorite yandere simulator character?
Guy2: I like Info-Chan.
Guy1: same

by Wolfy the great Hsiang July 6, 2020

Onii chan tuesdays

This is when onii chan is sad because it isnt wednesday yet so now he has to wait a whole day before.

Person 1: "Today is such a good day"
Onii chan: "No today sucks because it is Onii Chan Tuesdays"

by Dada_bunkins March 2, 2022

old man chan

A weirdo with to much gell in his hair. A middle-aged person going through their mid-life crisis. Typically have no friends and are depressed people. NOT a ladies man. In fact, all girls do their best to avoid him at all costs.

Oh man I wish old man chan wasnt here
Old man Chan has too much gell in his hair

by the=definer+ November 11, 2019