G'chafed

When your gchat fucks around and it makes you all angry and itchy.

Example 1)

Lucy "I'm so fucking G'chafed today!"
Sarah "Crabs?"
Lucy "Whut? No!!! Gchat is fucked again!"

Example 2) "Quit G'chafing me!"

by catonspeed May 6, 2010

Beard chafed

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off

Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed

by Ab1357 June 5, 2015

Dirty Chaffee

The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.

I just pulled the hardest dirty chaffee ever.

by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022

Mexican chafing dish

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)

Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

chaff

Highly reflective debris launched from the back of aircraft to confuse radar guided missiles. Chaff is usually launched together with pairs of flares, which throw off infra-red guided missiles.

The F-15 pilot performed evasive turns and started dumping chaff & flares as soon as he heard the missile warning beep.

by Tronno November 9, 2004

a chaffin riff

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006

Chaffage

When a male's genitals stick to the side of their leg or their underwear.

I got major chaffage right now. I need to adjust my pants.

by IceWarm April 29, 2004