Cabble Pattle

When an obese person begins to grow breasts on their back, though they aren’t attractive breasts as they resemble cottage cheese made of skin. Cabbles are the beginnings of breasts between the armpit and the chest, Cabble Pattles are exactly the same but located on the reverse of the torso.

“She’s got Cabble Pattle, every day she eats too much food.”

by Rarse July 3, 2021

Fortnite Cable

Fortnite Cable is an awesome source for all kinds of Fortnite news, leaks, and guides. If you are not following Fortnite Cable then there's a 99.9% chance that you're going to have stage 4 cancer. So you better watch out.

John: Hey do you follow Fortnite Cable on Instagram?
Bill: No, I don't.
John: Better watch out man! You're dying soon.

by Shell Brain February 12, 2019

Charging cable

A sex move, there you try to put it in, it doesn’t quite fit, so you turn her upside down and it fits perfectly

Bro: I have her the old charging cable last night

Bro 2: Nice!

by eck February 24, 2020

Trans Atlantic Cable

An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.

Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.

by UnclePercy April 7, 2014

Larry the Cable Guy

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.

Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

cobble drop

dropping your ballsack on someone so hard its like they got hit by some rocks.

This girl was so annoying, I had to cobble drop her.

by thatoneguy23 March 22, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015