catapraxis

Unconventional wisdom or learning; contrary to popular belief. From the Greek kata - "against, contrary or opposed to," - and the Greek praxis - "practice, as distinguished from theory; application or use, as of knowledge or skills."

Man, I just finished reading "Moneyball." Billy Beane and the Oakland A's are completely different from the Yankees. The Yankees just spend money. The A's are all about catapraxis.

by H. Bergeron May 28, 2007

Catnach Syndrome

To be totally confused. To have red hair. To be born with an inherent cute and cuddly personality.

"I'm afraid you're suffering from Catnach Syndrome, you may only have a week of normality left.

by william scholes October 18, 2006

carnapping

n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.

"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"

by inkdrinker July 21, 2003

catapault

its like a catapult but its spelt differently because i fucking said so benjamin

i would like to catapault your head into a wall

by lou April 30, 2003

catapolt

When a girl is teabagging a guy, the guy pulls back his dick and flings it so it slaps her nose.

Jaleesa got a catapolt while she was teabagging Steve.

by Whitey n Out December 20, 2006

Catapulting

The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.

Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.

by Munger 69 May 28, 2015

Canapoan

Some weird word that noobs like to use to insult Canadians.. which makes no sense at all

Girl: European!
Boy: Canadian!
Girl: You're a peein'
Boy: ... Canapoan!!

by lololololol93111 August 22, 2008