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Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying
“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”
by skeelodripp March 3, 2021
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Castrataku

The art of committing ritual suicide through castration
Person A: Hey man, what is he doing?
Person B: Castrataku
Person A: Why?
Person B: He needs to preserve his families honour after eating that vegan sandwich
Person A: Oooooooo... Fair
by Helen Kendrick Johnson April 29, 2021
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castration

The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration
by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021
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Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)
John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place
by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021
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Castrata

Super sexy Latina goddess. Her vocals will put your ween at attention. A queen through and through. You’re so lucky to know her, and she knows it. But she’s not stuck up. Seriously. She’s a thiqqy slice of humble pie. But she doesn’t have to be. She could act like the diva she is, but she chooses not to. Cause she’s that nice.

She isn’t the type to admit she’s in love with her boyfriend’s best friend. But that’s part of her charm. Mason knows how much she loves him, but respects her relationship. He really just wants to wear her wigs, but his head is too big and he will stretch them.

Castrata is a star. If you don’t know her, you’re wrong. Respect her and follow her and give her money.
Omg someone this talented and beautiful could only be Castrata!!!
by MaymayButt November 24, 2021
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pastrated

Definition of a church ( any denomination) That has either willingly or by vote of the board members allowed social constructs and media to omit specific church doctrines into their worship services for fear of being sued, rejected, by society or being made fun of by anyone.
I thought this church taught values and the principles of good and bad, right and wrong? I guess they’ve be pastrated . The pastor can’t even mention such things.
by Datsron April 7, 2022
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ctrated

item is found is ctrated

i mean crates
by The Bbby WitH a gUn July 18, 2022
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