carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 7, 2005

carped out

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

by BIGJG November 8, 2007

caked

To be extremely wealthy, loaded

Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked

by Touch67 December 16, 2007

caked up

1. To be rich with money, fine women, nice cars and jewelry, usually obtained through sports, entertainment or the drug trade. ex. "Juice came through the block caked up, stuntin' in a new whip!"

2. In a woman, to be large bosommed, with thick thighs and a plump bottom. ex. "Cheryl got caked up over the summer. You see her ass and thighs?"

by Jamal Jones September 25, 2006

carved up

When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.

Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Corked

The female equivalent of the Cock Block.

I was about to make my move on that hot guy at the bar, until that fake-titted whore corked me!

by Eats Paste March 28, 2010