canicross

annoying people who like ska music and greyhound dogs

"joe, you're so canicross"

by picklemonkey June 21, 2005

canuck coffee

Coffee with crown royal maple

'That's a Canadian coffee Nick, a Canuck coffee has alcohol' said Emily

by Attila8tla November 17, 2014

Canck

The goat at fortnite. His skills can only be surpassed by a perfect player. Canck is the chosen one. The one that is destined to save us all.

Yo did you see canck go off last night?

Yeah he’s the goat

by Randall savage February 4, 2019

Canuck

A Canadian, noticeable by their tendency to go "oot and aboot" whilst wishing they were still "over home."

Server 1: "Hey, what's the difference between a canoe and a canuck?"
Server 2: "I don't know."
Server 1: "A canoe will tip some of the time!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

kool canuck

Simple drink recipe; 1 part Canadian whiskey, 2 parts Canadian Ginger ale

I need something smooth to drink- poor me a Kool Canuck, barkeep.

by TheGoodDrK November 22, 2014

Sneaky Canuck

When your partner is supposed to be getting lubed up but sneaks in maple syrup instead of lube.

Me and my husband wanted to try anal but that bastard gave me a sneaky canuck

by Beamerbear4 November 3, 2021

donaldo dies canicularesitis

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.

1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
.
YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS

by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017