Swag Cannon

An expression used to describe an individual that is extremely well-dressed, or has a ludicrous amount of swag.

"Man, he's so well-dressed today it's as if someone fired a swag cannon at him."

by JustinSxE December 17, 2011

Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020

E-mail Cannon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008

Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

flak cannon

n1. A yellowish weapon in the Unreal series of video games that shoots out either a spread of metal shrapnel or a single bomb with a smiley face painted on it that explodes in metal shrapnel.

n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.

v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.

n. "I think you should whip out your flak cannon and plug that n00b."

n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"

v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"

by Fission frekin rawks June 5, 2005

Hair Canyon

The area between the vagina and the rectum.

I was going down but discovered a nasty hair canyon.

by Someextra July 14, 2010

canyon lake high school

this school is filled with a bunch of fake ass hoes and cringe kids. half of our school is furrys. and girls think it’s a trend to get pregnant. from girls fucking teachers to people thinking there animals. oh and not mention , we have 4 assistant principals and an iss teacher who makes girls lift up their shirts.

we are the canyon lake high school crackheads :)

by dj & stephanie tanner March 29, 2019