calum

Someone who loves a good thrust at any time of the day, just watch out if they get too close

That calum thrusts luke a machine there is no stopping him

by fan123 January 4, 2010

Calum

Kind fun to be around great personality always looking to volunteer

1. That person is so calum

by Callyp12 October 15, 2013

callum

If you know a callum, you're a very lucky person, he well known by everyone, very popular and he makes you look good whenever you're around him. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl.

Person 1; i go out with callum
Person 2; oh your're a very lucky girl, they are HOT!

by Amy.N December 27, 2012

black hole of calcutta

The Black Hole of Calcutta was a small dungeon where Indian troops held British prisoners of war after the capture of Fort William on June 20, 1756. According to a disputed account by a survivor, 123 of 146 prisoners died of heat exhaustion in the confined conditions. Source Wikipedia

That bathroom of yours looks like the black hole of Calcutta

by Danada April 17, 2006

Calculator

Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works

*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11

🧐🤪🤪🤪

by ­­ June 18, 2021

Callum

A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt".
Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.

Guy#1: You seen that Callum?

Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here.

Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.

by madcunnttt September 9, 2010

Calculus

The mathematical equivalent of saying "probably" "maybe" or "don't know" instead of "absolutely" "certainly" or "definately"

Mother: "Yes or no, did you rob from the bank?"

Son: "Um well, probably, maybe I don't know. I don't remember"

Mother: "I want a straight answer, yes or no!"

Son: "Yes or no in this case is the equivalent of an indeterminate form in the Calculus branch of mathematics, they are integer values. Do integer values actually exist in this universe as they are absolute values? I am merely coming as close to these inexplorable limits as possible by exploring derivatives and close values. In this case these would best be expressed as "probably" or "don't know."

Mother: *Facepalms*

by Tintintinny whatever February 24, 2011