caleader

An independent and determined person who is down to do anything. She's also really pretty and intelligent.

I like caleader she's very determined

by 1234 anonymous May 27, 2021

calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.

Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)

by Jueves September 8, 2021

Calendario

A nibba who will change his number when he finds out you're pregnant with his twins.

"Calendario changed his number on you? I'll clothes hang that mf." - Tones and Marcelo and Capers and Sugarmomma Heat and Trey

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Caledeers

A group of people who like to steal your shit. Not like objects. Actual shit. A Caledeer will also create weapons out of thin fucking air and accidentally shoot their feet with them. They complain about how they don't pay taxes, and hate it when you record them doing nothing for a long period of time.

FUCK!!! THE CALEDEERS ARE COMING!! HIDE YOUR SHIT!!

by SydIsLife July 30, 2022

calgender

A term used to define a person who wears quirky fits and slays the day. Want to wear and skirt and striped shirt? Go get it queen!

Person A: Hey, did you see what they are wearing?
Person B: Oh yeah, I think they are calgender.

by DorkyWerewolf April 22, 2023

Calendar Mood

In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing

I'm really in a calendar mood right now!

by Schnorppe October 1, 2023

Calendar

How about bring out a calendar.

Hey Urbie how about create a calendar.
Yeah I'd buy one!

by Don't you know who I am December 8, 2023