dirk caber

The best gay porn star ever. He teaches young twinks and straighties the ways of muscley gayness. He likes to lick warm cum off of his fuckerees.

The boys and I were jerking off to that Dirk Caber scene last night. He made us cum so hard.

by Dirk Caber’s Bae December 3, 2017

Dodge Caliber

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.

Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?

by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Dodge caliber

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.

That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...

by 6299100* December 26, 2016

Camber

The alignment angel of a wheel on a car. The angel from the top of the wheel to the bottom. If you have negative camber the top of the wheel is in (towards the car) If you have positive the bottom of the wheel is towards the car.

Yo! I just lowered my Civic check out the camber, because im a moron and don't know how to get my car aligned.

by Brandon/SATAN January 21, 2004

Calder

calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow.
Calders are usually tall and athletic.
Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms.

calder was 11 years old when he fell off his bike.

by sally455 January 23, 2009

Stephen Colbert

1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.

1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...

by Thor B December 9, 2006

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

by filopastry October 9, 2014