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Calamity

A quiet girl at first, she's the epitome of a nerd, glasses and all. Loyalty is extremely important to her, since she's had her heart broken before. Her friends are basically her sisters, all if them protective of each other. This girl will knock out a guy if he cheats on one of her besties, I mean, she's a Taurus, what do you expect? She's good at anything she sets her mind to, very headstrong but also stubborn. She LOVES music, reading, and the ULTIMATE FANGIRL. Good luck trying NOT to get hugged by her, she calls herself clingy but everybody thinks that she's just a cuddle bunny :). Has low self esteem but amazing friends always cheer her up. She has a hard home life but dismisses it with a laugh. Has a record for being the first person to laugh at something. Can be guarded at times. Loves Netflix and movies, but had no sense of fashion. Worst fear: being alone. Is someone who you am count on. Always there for you. Will get anyone to laugh. Can come up with a random topic in a snap. Sarcastic and sly at times. Believes to be undefeated at flappy bird; high score is 4. Loves to sleep and hates haters. Did I mention that she was the ultimate fangirl? Well she is. No artistic abilities whatsoever but amazing at grammar and English. That's about it...
RandomDude 1: that girl Cal is pretty awesome.

RandomDude 2: there's no chance man, she's the ultimate Calamity.

RandomDude 1: unless you're Robbie Kay...
by CalamityCantBeBeat November 5, 2015
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calamicaticorn

A small animal relateing to a unicorn.. but instead causing kaios it has five feet and one of them is metal..
The metal foot can also tranform into a claw RIPPING PEOPLE APART HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

THe awesome calamicaticorn RUUUUUULES!!!

ha ha ha
by Justin(xmangaknightx) November 19, 2007
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Calamari

Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!
by Steen November 11, 2004
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Calamitas

Hey, have you heard Calamitas' new joke? It was awesome!
by Errratas May 1, 2020
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Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.
Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.
by Nodim October 24, 2007
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Calamity

A very gay kid, That listens to pussy punk rock and posts at SilentAggression.net
That calamity, He sure is gay
by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005
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Calamari Cocktail

The act of taking a shot of liquor out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised man
Remember that shank from the bar last night? She took a calamari cocktail off me!
by MuffRyder February 9, 2023
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