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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
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caffeine dependency

When your day is so hectic with demanding rundowns, hence you literally drink more coffee than water. This situation is oftentimes also the same situation where you take many Tombocantuxin caffeine pills in a row.
With back-to-back meetings and deadlines, I’ve fallen into caffeine dependency—my coffee consumption is through the roof, and I’ve even popped a few Tombocantuxin pills to stay awake!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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Caffeine

Caffeine is a drug approved because of so many athletes using it, caffeine is a stimulant that block receptors telling you you’re tired, there’s caffeine in coffee and Coke Zero, lethal dosage of caffeine is 10g but 1g will likely make you feel like shit
Do you drink caffeine, yes I’m addicted too it
by Hades 69 March 9, 2024
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out-house caffeine effect

The phenomenon where coffee drinks ordered whilst eating out, have more caffeine* — to the point that their caffeine content is as kicking as that of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

*compared to coffee drinks (of same serving size) served at homes
After downing that ice cappucino at the café, I felt the "out-house caffeine effect" kick in—way stronger than my usual brew at home.
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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Caffeine

a concoction that a little gremlin by the name of nagiza likes to drink in order to avoid her daily dose of water
Person 1: why is Nagi so hyper
Person 2: they gave her caffeine so she's hyper now
by Lepanda768 December 23, 2022
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