the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing cunnilingus (frankly I don't care whether it's experienced by male or female). counterpart: cockon-mouth.
Male 1: "Yeah so there I was balls deep and I thought, why not go down on her. Big mistake!"
Male 2: "Dead skunk?"
Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."
Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"
Male 2: "Dead skunk?"
Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."
Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"
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is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women
is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women
by not culton ruey November 28, 2013
Get the culton mug.- In Ireland, a derogatory way of describing someone who drives a Fiat Punto, the most common pov POS car on the country's roads. The car generally sports L-plates (learner plates) and the driver generally sports a baseball cap or other type of skanger/chav clothing.
- Punto cuntos generally think that modified multichromatic headlights are "bleedin' deadly" or that the neon strips they've stuck under the car are "da bomb".
- Punto cuntos generally think that modified multichromatic headlights are "bleedin' deadly" or that the neon strips they've stuck under the car are "da bomb".
- "Nearly had an accident this morning - this Punto cunto pulled out in front of me on Stephen's Green".
- "Take it easy driving down love, let all the Punto cuntos overtake into the oncoming traffic if they like".
- "Take it easy driving down love, let all the Punto cuntos overtake into the oncoming traffic if they like".
by Mick F November 6, 2005
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