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Cooking with Maddie

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!
by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019
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Cookie run

a game made by a Korean studio called “Devsisters”. while the game has many spin-offs, the main game is cookie run: ovenbreak which started in 2015
Have you tried cookie run?

Yeah it’s really fun!
by anonymous February 19, 2022
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Choking Baby BJ

A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!

Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011
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almond cookie

an old cookie that everyones simps for
p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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cookie bookie

a female with a book of people shes slept with
damn that bitch triffling she had a cookie bookie in her drawer
by KxlebG May 1, 2022
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Fortune Cookie Religion

Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.

The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.

In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.

Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.

Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007
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mask cocking

When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.
People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.
by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020
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