contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010

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Contused penis

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

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A game where multiple males sit on a circle,place a controller in the center of the circle and masturbate to completion. Last one to finish must play a level/match that the other participants decide on using the controller.

Jordan: Hey guys! Want to play Icky Controller?
Terrance:No, that's gay!
Jorge:What's Icky Controller?
Jordan: It's when a bunch of guys form a masturbation circle, cum on the controller and last one to cum has to play a game using the cum covered controller.
Richard:Let's Play!

by Meliodasthefall January 4, 2019

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Active Yaw Control

1. Active Yaw Control (AYC) is an automobile feature that uses an active differential to transfer torque to the wheels that have the best grip on the road. Unlike traditional mechanical limited slip differentials, an AYC is electronically controlled.

2. What Soulja Boy was really talking about in his fresh mixed single: "YAHHHHHHHH!"

NOTES:("YAHHHHHH trick!" must refer to a driver's ability to transfer torque to the wheels that are closest to hookers you're attempting to run over.)

Jason: "wtf is active yaw control!?"
Stuart: "Automobile feature *blah* that helps grip the *blah* *blah*..."
Jason: "So THATS what Soulja Boy was talking about. . ."

by Leroy M. Jenkins May 26, 2008

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pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

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