Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009

Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003

doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022

clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.

I am the Clit Commander!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

comment whore

A person on Myspace, Friendster, Downelink, Melo, Livejournal, ect. Who IM's you every .5 seconds reminding you to comment on their new blog. Usualy resorts it people blocking you on AIM

Becky: I GOT NEW PICTURES! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BLOG COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BRAIN! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW FRIEND! COMMENT!
Becky: LOOK AT MY 15 YEAR OLD ASS ON MYSPACE AND COMMENT!
Becky: OMG LIKE MY NEW BLOG IS TOTALY HOT!
Becky: I POSTED A PICTURE COMMENT!
(Entire text above was sent in less than 5 seconds)
Chris: SHUT UP! *BLOCK*

by ChrisR December 17, 2004

like, comment and subscribe

What YouTube fags say at the end of every video to make sure people remember to. Normally used by famous YouTubers and wannabes.

Youtuber :"Remember to like, comment and subscribe!"
Comments:"Lol what a fag"

by Itsu0 October 13, 2015

commenhater

n.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.

There's a commenhater in alot of these commentators, especially on the sports channels.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2009