Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

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Full of Cocks

Insult (adj.);
1. Implies stupidity (in a person or object)
2. Someone who isn’t cool
3. Something that isn't cool

Person 1: "Robert was banned by VAC for cheating in Counter-Strike"

Person 2: "Robert is full of cocks"

by R10t 0n R0ut3 0n3 July 25, 2008

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shy cocks

the phenomenon of cock looking shyly around corners.

Look around that corner, it's a pair of shy cocks!

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

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Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!

5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *

Umm Feg?

by HUMPALITTLEVANIJA April 20, 2005

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Pop Cocks Popping Candy

When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.

Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.

by Popping Daddy January 2, 2018

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