Medical condition where the subject is so handsome and charming that people think the subject is either to good to be true or faking.
Tina: That guy is creeping me out because he is so handsome and charming that he is weird. He must be a player.
Contessa: No that's just George, he is so sweet, I'm afraid of dating him because I don't think I'm good enough.
Biff: Ladies don't stare at George he suffers from the Clooneys.
Contessa: No that's just George, he is so sweet, I'm afraid of dating him because I don't think I'm good enough.
Biff: Ladies don't stare at George he suffers from the Clooneys.
by pawlietv February 14, 2017
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A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
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Get the Cooney Job mug.Getting hit in the head in a non aggressive manner by a projectile object or held lightly by someone, wanting to awaken their brain cells not injure them - restart the small engine in their head
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