When you draw a smiley face, little hat and eyebrow rings on your penis. Then smother your penis in sardine oil and feed it to your ladies kitty. My old lady got freaky in the sack last night.
My old lady got freaky in the sack last night. She asked me to give her a Carol Baskin.
The art of finding a random group of carolers and joining them with an extremely annoying instrument (such as a vuvuzela or kazoo) and/or singing along way off the original key of the song.
Some carolers passed by my house the other day and I joined them by playing my facemelting "O Holy Night" kazoo solo. It was a successful carol trolling adventure.
A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald