An archaic operating system, written for the Intel 8080/8085 and Zilog Z80 family of processors, and particularly favored by High Tech Red Necks. Peggy Hill runs CP/M on her Kaypro II.
by daDebil February 29, 2004
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Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
by LoganLogger March 19, 2025
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Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
by LoganLogger March 25, 2025
Get the CP Merchant mug.Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
“Bro just built a whole app in Visual Studio and doesn’t know what half the files do. Absolute CP Master.”
by Chris Paul Master June 21, 2025
Get the Cp Master mug.Cost per thousand. M=1000 in Roman numerals. Generally used to quote advertising prices on the internet on how many ad impressions you can buy for a certain amount of money.
by SynthBaron November 26, 2003
Get the CPM mug.A group of youths that roar freely about an area of a town not caring about there reputation, some of their actions may include lighting flares, riding bikes in big mobs of people, being too cool for school and finally having an issue with their sexual identity. If you see these people run for the hills: unabbreviated CASTLE PRK MAFIA
Guys last night was sooo scary I seen the CPM outside the chip shop I kept my head down and started quaking in my boots
by Mike Bandolia March 23, 2021
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