CPM

Cost per thousand. M=1000 in Roman numerals. Generally used to quote advertising prices on the internet on how many ad impressions you can buy for a certain amount of money.

The CPM on Yahoo is a hell of a lot more than you can afford!

CPM by SynthBaron November 26, 2003

CPM

A group of youths that roar freely about an area of a town not caring about there reputation, some of their actions may include lighting flares, riding bikes in big mobs of people, being too cool for school and finally having an issue with their sexual identity. If you see these people run for the hills: unabbreviated CASTLE PRK MAFIA

Guys last night was sooo scary I seen the CPM outside the chip shop I kept my head down and started quaking in my boots

CPM by Mike Bandolia March 23, 2021

cpm

claps per minute of the buttocks, the jiggle, force, gratitude, and the volume of ones cheeks clapping against each other as one jumps, runs, twerks, and etc.

"I know the cpm go crazy"
"Yooo she got god tier cpm"
"What's your cpm frfr tho?"

cpm by .0025 June 24, 2022

CPM

Curses Per Minute. The rate of curses one says within a timeframe of a minute while doing tasks that require cursing. This can be used to judge how annoyingly frustrating the task is.

My CPM was 10 blyat/sec while debugging this MBR code in Bochs

CPM by EnlightenedIdo August 23, 2021

CPM

Acronym for "College Preperatory Mathematics." A non functional method for teaching middle and high school level math.

Instead of actual textbooks, CPM classes use cheap paperbound workbooks that have absolutely nothing useful in them. While real textbooks include instructions, tables, equations, and examples that make it possible to learn by book alone, CPM books usually have none. CPM also places emphasis on (barely) supervised groupwork in the hopes that it helps students visualize mathematical concepts. Actually, all it does is destroy a student's ability to work on his/her own.

Teachers of such classes assume that CPM workbooks actually are textbooks and so don't really bother instructing students.

I have to take remedial classes in college. Thank you, CPM!

CPM by gooberliberation March 5, 2006

cpm

Characters Per Minute
A measurement of how fast you can type. It measures how many characters/keys were pressed in a given time period. Typing speed is normally measured in wpm.

I can type at 400cpm!

cpm by ong_elvin June 14, 2006

CPM

CPM, n. Also spelled CP/M. An acronym for "Control Program for Microprocessors", CP/M was a text-based operating system popular in the late 70s and early 80s. Developed for Intel 8080 and Zilog Z80 machines, it was also ported to x86. Utterly destroyed by MS/DOS (which was derived from CP/M) and IBM's x86 PCs (The PC, XT, and AT). This was the OS used on the famous Osborne portable computers, remembered both for being the first portables, and having a screen smaller than a postcard.

Many people think MS/DOS was a cheap ripoff of CP/M.

CPM by Deuce on Guard August 8, 2003