J.F.C.

J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".

Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.

by jabron January 9, 2008

C.M.F

Crazy Mother Fucker

he is such a C.M.F

by Allison May 21, 2003

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

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coke

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grape
soda

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

by tcb.no72 September 9, 2018

C.A.F.

(n) A guy who is Creepy As Fuck, generally a drunk and a druggie. Perhaps a fast food worker, usually balding..... Likes to check out VERY young girls

Whens C.A.F.'s next shift?

I hope NEVER!

by Rain Cloud January 31, 2009

Southampton F.C

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

The acronym used to remember the breakdown of species classification, with the genus and species comprising the scientific name. (ex. Human= Homo (Genus) Sapien (Species))

King......Kingdom
Philip....Phylum
Could.....Class
Only......Order
Find......Family
Good......Genus
Students..Species

K-P-C-O-F-G-S means King Philip Could Only Find Good Students

by pat325ci March 13, 2008

Misogynist F.C.

A collective/team of ugly men who actively hate women because no attractive women will have anything to do with them.

misogynist f.c. - can't shoot, can't score!

by ClaireG July 5, 2007