Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.

Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.

by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011

butthurt christian

When a christian realizes there is no God.

Joe became a butthurt christian today.

by snowyday August 15, 2017

butthurt british

A british fag who still cant get over that the U.S.A beat their ass 300 to 200 years ago.

That butthurt british guy up the street took down my American flag and put a british one up!

by That guy down duh street October 30, 2014

Sir Butthurt

•Someone who gets easily offended/butthurt about everything
•Someone wants to start an argument for no reason

He was being a Sir Butthurt yesterday

by SirSagtron July 2, 2016

butthurt chicken

Butter chicken that is so spicey, it inevitably will burn your anus into a fiery mayhem upon expelling the chicken from your buthole. Thus being butthurt by the chicken

Alix: Wow, Evans been in the washroom for a while.

Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken

by Combs June 14, 2017

Butthurt Light

A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident

I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.

by Prime Minister Modi December 19, 2018

Butthurt Urbanite

Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.

"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"

"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"

by EpicDude139 December 17, 2016