Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .

I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.

by philperkins August 15, 2018

Drunken Burning Ass

If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.

Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass

by bohnenblust_dude November 9, 2018

Ussain Bolt Burrito

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.

"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"

by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010

New Orleans Burrito

Puking inside a girls vagina then eat her out after.

Hey Ishmael I just gave my girlfriend a New Orleans Burrito!

by Denny Mitchell May 7, 2019

california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by daasnescreek April 4, 2006

school burrito

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

by b.issues January 15, 2008