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bellistics

Da science of studying da uniqueness of certain aspects of a large metal clanging-device to see if its sound matches da tolling dat was heard in a particular instance under investigation.
In da animated "Sherlock Hound" episode, "The Bell of Big Ben", da sleazy buyer of said multi-ton hour-chimer is upset when he hears da famous bell tolling from da Palace of Westminster, causing him to doubt whether da equally-divisive shyster Moriarty actually possesses da genuine article and not a fake. Moriarty is as alarmed and perplexed as da buyer, too, since he knows dat he had indeed stolen da bell from da tower, and a simple bellistics check --- i.e., his listening carefully and noting dat its sound is spot-on-identical to da original --- confirms dat it is indeed da bell's classic sound. What he doesn't know is dat Hound had rigged da bell-tower wif a PA system and gramaphone which is playing a lacquer-disc recording of da bell.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
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billistics

Da science of studying minute features of a "please remit da stated sum" document to determine where it came from, who created and/or sent it, etc.
Wif modern-day accounting equipment like computers and data-storage --- and customer service usually just a phone call away --- erroneous/inexplicable charges on your monthly credit-card statement are usually easier to get resolved than they might have been in yesteryear; conceivably there should seldom be any need nowadays to resort to billistics to straighten things out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
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bollistics

Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.
Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
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Ballistic-head

1. noun. A dummy, especially used in target shooting practice.

2. adjective. (based on Ballistic (adj. sense)) a person who always being angry or agitated whenever something ticks them off (e.g. trauma, anxiety, transgressions, etc.)
1. "This ballistic-head looks janky than ever before."

2. "Never tell that person about that matter, as that guy's a ballistic-head."
by monika'sgrandad January 19, 2024
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Ballistic Shield

The most annoying weapon in Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1
Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield

Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024
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Ballistic fist

When one fists another.
‘She loves the ballistic fist’ said Jenifer Lopez
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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