absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

bellocks

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.

The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks

by K Collins January 30, 2008

Chest Bollocks

Reference to women's breasts.

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!

by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011

Katie Bullock

AKA Katie Bollocks. Amen my son.

Person 1 - "Is that Katie Bullock?"
Person 2 - "Don't you mean BOLLOCKS HAHJAHJAHAHAHHAHAAHAJJHBAHHJBAJHAHJAHJAHAHAHAHABHGABHA"

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.

"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."

by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

Sprouting bullock

v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.

ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?

Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.

or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...

Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?

n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)

'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.

by ThrivingspockIvory June 18, 2011