Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.

Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.

by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024

Brunswick Breaky

Knobbing off 6 blokes and washing it down with a piece of toast.

Dan, on his birthday, wanted to treat himself to a "Brunswick Breaky," much to the pleasure of the local community.

by Exspeediate June 26, 2025

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

Brunswick funeral

When a person is murdered then buried in their car so all evidence of them being there is gone.

While digging for a new development they found the remains of a Brunswick funeral

by Strictlyanonymous May 8, 2022