Whiskey Bumps

Dents on a vehicle aquired from driving into stationary objects, sutch as a guard rail or fence post while intoxicated

He must have gotten wasted last night, look at the Whiskey Bumps on the front of his truck.

by disasterme October 14, 2009

Buzz brümp

Slang for pot in South Jersey.
AKA Buzz, Re-myrtle, Bill Bellamy, Buddha, etc, etc.

Meep: Hey Big Old do you want to go buzz brümp down at the pit?

Big Old: Sounds good.

by Meep Mop October 11, 2005

Brumski

The act of one sticking their face in between two female breasts and rubbing their face back and forth and saying bruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmski!

John: How was the date last night?

Dan: Decent, I gave her a brumski.

by Big Mumble September 26, 2005

bumpson

taking a bump of speed in a famous (or mildly famous) person's car

You know David was grumpy when he told you not to take a bumpson in his car.

by B-ry July 14, 2007

Blumpstronaut

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

by eagus June 23, 2009

cooch bumps

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

by Fat Swimmer March 14, 2009

Brumpels

The sensation of extreme repeated flatulence in the morning...Normally accompanied by the Liquor Shits!

My girlfriend kicked me outta bed this morning...I had a mad case of the brumpels!

by Rand-o September 25, 2007