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BRONTA

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)
"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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Brontosaurus

Some shit that doesn't exist because Apatosaurus killed it in its sleep.
Boobs? Ha, those are Brontosauruses, bra stuffer!
by Trololololium September 26, 2011
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Bronte Boys

A group of dickheads that think they own Bronte Beach. Bronte Beach is a beach in the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia. Basically, the Bronte Boys need to be tamed. If you ever see a Bronte Boy stay right away or there will be trouble.
Max: Damn those Bronte Boys don't hold back!
Jimmy: No they certainly don't, they need to be stopped!
by Unknown_User_100 June 6, 2018
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Bronte Boys

A group of wankers who hang around Bronte, Legendary Bigot Nate Phipps runs the joint with huge wog lad Lucius. Absolute fucking humongous, if you go to Bronte and see these boys you better run they specialise in head stomping and coward punches.

Search up On The Beers on YT for more information
Lebo: Bronte Boys more like Homosexual Boys
Max: What did you say about Bronte
Lebo: Fa---
Punches and Kicks and epic shit like that
Max: Faggot

*Spits on Lebo
by DickMuncher4000 February 26, 2019
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brontosapien

The new species of bipedal very heavy primates to which many midwestern humans belong, characterized by weight in excess of 250lbs. May be found areas west of the Misissippi, but more common in the midwest.
People in the midwest are so fat, they must be of that new species of Brontosapiens.
by Cathy G January 6, 2007
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brontobyte

the largest possible measurement for bytes. one brontobyte is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes. 1 followed by 27 zeros. that number is more than the number of all the cells of the human body in each person living in Indiana and then some.
You would need a brontobyte computer in order to download everything on the internet.
by Pillz Thompson May 4, 2008
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Brount

Its a blunt that can only be rolled by the best of bros. You must use an unreleased swisher sweet tropical fusion shell with Purp Diesel weed.
Dude, i'm loving this brount!
by Bequiet April 1, 2013
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